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I
was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop!
Don't do it!" He said "Why shouldn't I?". I said, "Well,
there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I
said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I
said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Buddhist." I
said, "Me too! Are you Hinyana or Mahayana?" He said, "Hinyana." I
said, "Me too! Are you Theravedan or Zen?" He said, "Theravedan." I
said, "Me too! Are you Sikkum or Himalayan?" He said, "Himalayan!" I
said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
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