Holy Spring Water™
Thirst Quenching Holy Water From A Natural Spring

Monks drink diet holy water to keep looking svelt and attractive!
Buddhists

The Jewish Rabbi Drinks Diet holy water to get the women-if he would only put some deodorant on!!!
Jews

Do you voodoo? Satan is scared of diet holy water
The Occult

What does the Pope drink? Diet Holy Water, Of Course!
Christians
100% Natural bottled water that has been blessed to remove your venial sins while quenching your thirst. Tastes Great!!!
Satan, Voo Doo, and the Occult 

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VooDoo and the Occult

Does your back hurt? Your neck? How do you know it's sciatica and not someone else pushing pins in a little doll with your hair on it? Listen, whether you voodoo or not you can be protected from the occult by drinking Holy Spring Water™.

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Garlic is for WIMPS!

Don't let your guard down for a minute. Holy Spring Water™ is guaranteed to kill vampires on contact. Protect yourself from Dracula and his gang by drinking Holy Spring Water™

Wash away your thirst and your guilt with Holy Spring Water™

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There's no Hell!

It's just that the air conditioner is broken.

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